A woman was nagging her husband 2 cut the grass,2 which the husband answered,"what do I look like 2 you?A landscaper?!" Next time the sink was leaking,she asked him again,"Honey,can you fix the sink pls?"The husband replied,"What do I look like to you?A plumber?!" Two days later,a light bulb went out and she begged him again,"Honey,pls can you change the light bulb?"His reply was,"What am I?An Electrician?!".A few days later,the husband comes home from work 2 find that the lawn is cut,the sink is fixed and the light bulb is changed.Very surprised,he says 2 his wife,"Honey,what happened here?"The wife then said,"you know our new next-door neighbour?He came over and fixed everything."The husband asks,"Honey,how did you pay him?".She says "Oh,you know,he told me that I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him."Somewhat relieved the husband asks,"Whew,so what kind of cake did you bake for him?".The wife replies,"Who do you think I am?Betty Crocker?!".Hope it made u smile at least?
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